Puny Things: Puny Things to Help Learn

His angel plays the last trump it

Puny Things to Help
get it: understanding

With all thy getting,
get understanding.

(Solomon: Proverbs 4)

Grace (not law) unto you, and peace (not division),
from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.


Noah Joke
The wood pecker may have to go.
Noah Joke
More-All: Perhaps Noahic Grace + LAW is NOT JC Grace + Truth;
Especially if Noah is listed in Hebrews 11's hall of shame, not fame,
and the Bible flat out says such (law/grace) things are an "allegory".
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Who let the dogs out?

Beware of Dogs

The dog [is] turned to his own vomit(law) again,
and the sow that was washed to her mire(law),
as a fool returns to his folly(law).
Proverbs 26:11 ...  2Peter 2:22
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Delli Lambma Quote:
(while visiting canada, eh)
Listen closer to what I say:
ha  ha  ha  ha  ha  ha  ha
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Hell-O
Jester: Court Fool (L/R Law Law "Hands": Hebrews 10:31);

(A False Balance is an Abomination / Law Judging is Inexcusable)
Seems to be leaning right of left/right, standing on one foot(stool).
(perhaps not standing upright nor seated above where it's all right)

Jester Hands

As a Dog returns to his vomit, a Fool returns to his folly: Prov 26:11...2Pet2:22.
It's a fall, and a fearful thing, to fall into (plural) hands of living Law: Heb 10:31.
If justified, by either law of law vs law, then Christ is of no effect to you: Gal 5:4.
What is made "evident" from evidence is no man is justified by the law: Gal 3:11.
Rather law was: ministration of condemnation & ministration of death: 2Cor3:7,9.

Wrath to come: Rev 13 LAW<--Law is what God hasn't appt'd us to: 1Th 1:10; 5:9.

God did NOT send his Son to condemn(law) world, nor to accuse any: Jn 3:17; 5:45.
His Grace neither tempts(laws) nor can JC Grace + Truth be tempted(lawed): Jam 1.
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Mormon/Catholic Joke
The Pope contacted all of his Cardinals with the urgent message, "Get to Rome as quickly as you can!"

Once there he assembled them and said, "I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news; God spoke to me on the phone and told me that the world was going to end this Friday, and we should prepare our congregations."

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," queried a Cardinal, "If that is the good news, what could the bad news possibly be?

"He was phoning from Salt Lake City!"

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His Banner Over Me?
GW Bush Joke
Still No Mission Accomplished
President Bush didn't say "Mission Accomplished" on the deck of USS Abraham Lincoln off San Diego on 1 May five years ago.     But the banner above him did.

Song of Solomon 2:4 Said:
"his banner over me [was] love(law)"

Paul The Apostle ("his witness unto all men")
said x2 in Romans: to both Jews and Gentiles:
- ye are not under the law, but under grace
- we are not under the law, but under grace

Love (Law) or Charity (Grace)?
Charity Never Faileth: 1Cor 13!
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The Boy Who Cried WMDs (Part I, II, III, IV)?
The untammed tongue a WMD: James 3:5,6,7,8 !

( Job 15:6 ... Mt 15:11 ... Mk 7:20-22 ... Rom 2:1 ... Jam 3:6,10 )

Pure Religion: arrived undefiled and remained unspotted.
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Puny Things:
Puny Speak & Consequences Game


We are under the rule of law ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
Ye/We are not under the law, but under grace... Correct, go on.

God wants us to confess sin ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
God(Grace) doesn't law impute sin to confess... Correct, go on.

Christmas is the nicest time of the year ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
Christmas is the worst time of the year: eg: police records ... Correct, go on.

We should be right of wrong/right (law/law) on high ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
We should be all grace, lest stuck in a mortal stone age of law vs law ... Correct, go on.

What the world needs is more (law) love ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
What the world needs is "charity(pure grace) never faileth" ... Correct, go on.

God sees both clean and unclean... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
God saw good x 6, very good the 7th time: Gen 1... Correct, go on.

Christians reckon themselves alive to sin ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
As Christ-ians we should reckon ourselves dead unto sin ... Correct, go on

God reconciles the world by imputing sin. Wrong(spirit of error)...Try Again.
That God reconciles the world in Christ by not imputing sin. Correct...Go On

Christ is the mend of the law. Wrong(spirit of error)...Try Again.
"Christ is the end of the law": Romans 10:4. ... Correct...Go On

Law will forgive you, iif you fess up. Wrong, try again.
The Law is "inexcusable": Romans 2:1. Correct, go on.

We should say Peace and Safety in law. Wrong, try again.
When they say peace & safety, destructon. Correct, go on

Death is just a Passage to a Higher plane. Wrong, try again.
Not allowed to continue by reason of death. Correct, go on.

God will have sacrifice, and not mercy. Wrong...Try Again.
God & Son: I will have mercy, and not sacrifice. Correct...Go On

God is in control of earth & heaven, the ball is in his court. Wrong, Try Again.
Whatever you bind or loose will be bound or loosed: Mt 18:18. Correct, go on.

GW Bush Prophecy: Mission Accomplished. Wrong...Try Again.
Rule of Law results in body bags... shall vanish. Correct...Go On

Bible contradictions should be ignored ... Wrong, try again.
Bible contradictions should be compared ... Correct, go on.

It's better for all to be right of left/right division on high... Wrong, try again.
It's best for all to be above the divisions: Romans 16:17... Correct, go on.
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TBN Joke (Video)
Jan Crouch wants your grocery money.

Be Aware Law vs Law Condemns you from both sides now;
And Revelation 13 LAW<--Law speaks of VENGEANCE.
"Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the LORD (LAW)".
The day of the LORD is darkness(law) and not light(grace).
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Fighting for Peace is like Fornicating for Chastity.
Law (Sacrifice, Division): Don't mend it; END IT !
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Roman Catholic Joke
How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

Catholic Joke

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ROTFLOL Puny:
This Cathoholic news item is too puny not to share:
it seems Catholics are losing the notion of sin, world wide,
they're not confessing enough sin, like Popey does, weekly,
so their vatican corp added more sins for Catholics to confess.
ARE WE TALKING MAJOR DAH HERE?
 DAH: Wouldn't it be a Good(God) thing to lose the notion of sin?
- if law not only imputes sin but unpardonable sin and wrath to come: 1Th1:10
- if law judging is "inexcusable": no excuse me whatsoever in the law: Rom 2
- if not forgiving all men all things gets you a visit from tormentors: Mt 6 & 18
- if worshippers once purged should have no more consciousness of sin: Heb 9
- if reconciling the world to that God in Christ does NOT law impute sin: 2Cor 5
- if law imputed sin for the hell of it brings hell back upon them doing it: 1Th5:3
NEED I SAY MORE?
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Puny Things
Isn't it puny how the rules(laws) are always change-ing:

Don't drink coffee vs Do have coffee for memory on awakening?
Brush hair 100 strokes.day vs This much brushing damages hair?
Eat your veggies raw vs Be sure to cook the toxins out of veggies?
Everyone should go jogging vs Oops, jogging aggrivates the joints?
Be sure to take your meds vs Be sure to note the side effects of meds?
Eat plenty of fish vs Oops, the majority of the fish live in polluted water?
Peace & Safety in Law vs It was neither peaceful nor safe for Katrina folk?
Big Brother'll look after you if you sacrifice vs PTSD victims feel forsaken?
Do-teronomy & Don't-eronomy vs Damned if ya Do & Damned if ya Don't?

Both "Fear" & "Fear Not" produced Fear: 10 disciples hide behind a locked door.
Luke 5:10 & Luke 12:5 .... John 7:13;9:22... John 19:38... John 20:19... Acts 19:17

Perhaps we need more clearity about what to do & say, what not to do & say.
Perhaps that's why Paul writes more NT than all 6 other NT writers combined.
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Jewish/Arab Joke
Jewish/Arab Joke

This Agar (bondwoman) is Mt Sinai  (Horeb-bull) in Arabia:
"Cast out the bondwoman and her son". Galatians 4: Allegory
Meaneth: Cast out the law and the result of law: sin and death.
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Puny Thing:

Perhaps "Mighty Rushing Wind" should Ring a Hell-o Bell.
Partiality?: some things made desolate, some untouched?
Vengeance is mine, saith LAW: 1Th5:3; Grace saith: 1Th5:9.

Puny-er Thing:
Canadian NEWS: St Johns river: get out now or be flood stuck.
Perhaps St John(s) is the only "verily verily" gospel account of 4,
with 2 resurrections, the
latter of twain a resurrection of damned,
Damned if you Do-teronomy and Damned if you Don't-eronomy.

G - Whiz: The Canadian NEWS is getting Puny-er than the USA NEWS.
I wonder if it has anything to do with Harper not being Heb 4:12 Sharper
of the Three Amigos, recently having a North American Treaty Summ-it.
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Jewish Olympics Joke
Jewish Joke

Running unto the Dead End by Law: No Enter!
By Law: it's Sinners all, None enter, All perish: Col's 2.
By Rev 13's Law <-- Law it's a Worse-End Scenario.
Perhaps law was schoolmaster that failed every student.
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Atheist Joke
Atheist Joke

The host of them and their law vs law heavens: finished(endead).
Endead? Perhaps "not allowed to continue, by reason of death".
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Your Cheating Heart Will Tell On You:

Job 15:6

Thine own mouth condemneth thee, and not I.
Matthew 15:11

Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man;
but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
Mark 7:18-23

And when he was entered into the house from the people,
his disciples asked him concerning the parable.
And he saith unto them,
Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive,
that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, [it] cannot defile him;
Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.
 

Over-all More-all? Flush Law as "Dung".
Have both a natural and spiritual law(toxic waste) dump daily.
Everyone feels 'better' after a daily dump of toxic waste (law).
That's why we say: I hope you feel better soon, to the afflicted,
who do afflict(condemn) themselves with their very own words,
which notably comes out of their very own (cheating) heart,
a heart claiming to be espoused to His Grace,
but is found to be whoring with the law, again.
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Christian Joke
Christian Joke

Google 'probating' the will of God to see this sign is not true;
For the will of God is not for some, but rather for you-->all.
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Exodus Joke 
Exodus Joke
40 yrs to make a trip any child on crutches could make in a week?
40 yrs of grieving the Holy Ghost: Die without mercy (Heb 10:28)!
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POPE APPROVES WIDER USE OF LATIN MASS
(Yeah, this should clear up all the confusion in churches)
What shall we say of the Pope? Bishop Spong says: 'returning to the middle ages is intellectual suicide'. Many Roman Catholics have said on TV News: I'm ashamed to be called Catholic, because of cover ups. The only way to get the ATTENTION off such a CORPORATION is go after their finances in court, as over 70 cases of ABUSE are collectively doing in London. Woe: I fought the law and the law won should ring a bell for them oppose themselves with law. Somebody please tell them trying to fight law with law it's as pouring gas on a fire to put it out.
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WORLD NEWS:
FLOODS, LANDSLIDES KILL 94 IN CHINA
WILDFIRES KILL 1, DESTROY HOMES IN WESTERN U.S. STATES
ETC ETC ETC -  CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION WW  - ETC ETC ETC

Thank God the word "worst" does not occur in the New (Better) Testament; Revelation being only a "worse" case scenario which ends with pure "grace" as "the end" we are exhorted to "endure unto" to be saved(only) by grace(only); And when seeing we also are compassed about, grace walk becomes end run the Human Race unto the end declared from the beginning & Pauline written;
Which is notably only the end of Horeb-bull L-w, and not the end of the world


The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
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