Punny Things and Punny Pictures and Punny Speak
Holy Kiss: Greeting: Grace
unto you, and peace,
from God our Father and the
Lord Jesus Christ.
Punny Picture of Noah's Ark Allegory:
The wood pecker
has to go.
Serious Comment:
Perhaps
if people re-read Noah's
Ark story
in Genesis 6-8 as "allegory",
considered the allegoric more-all of such, they may notice God (Grace) is
not LORD (LAW).
Grace is Harmless. Law is
Harmful. Mixing
Harmless + Harmful even ended
badly for Noah.
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Punny picture of atheist's hero Stephen Hawking
Serious Comment: Perhaps when atheist brethren are
presented with a perfect
= merciful God,
instead of a Bi-polar harmless and harmful twain God on high is too fearful
to even approach,
lest this/that God might be having a law worketh wrath day; Then they
may let that God
exist.
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Punny Texas Joke
Butch Hancock, musician with a group called The Flatlanders,
says he learned this punny bit of wisdom from West Texas:
"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two
things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The
other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you
should save it for someone you love."
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Punny picture of churchy
Dogma to Beware;
reminds me of a song: Who let the dogs
out?
The dog [is] turned
to his
own vomit (law) again,and
the sow that was washed to her mire (law),
as
a fool returns to his folly (law).
Proverbs
26:11 ... 2Peter 2:22
When it comes to the Pharisees
(hypocrites), it's "beware
the leaven"
(hypocrisy) of the Pharisees;
But when it comes to 3 Top Dogs Apostle Paul named, it's "beware
of dogs",
not just their Dogma.
These dogs seem to favor mastery which upbraids (bites & smites),
instead of God upbraideth not.
So when James writes to his scatter brained brethren, he tells them to
ask that God for wisdom.
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Punny Delli Lambma Quote:
(while
visiting Canada, eh)
Listen
closer to what I say:
ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Punny picture of a court
fool mocking all legalists
Notice
fearful left/right "hands"
of Law God mentioned in Hebrews
10:31:
On the one hand: thou art
weighed in the balances, and art found wanting;
On the other hand: "inexcusable" law also condemns you for law judging.
It's mockingly pictorial of
Do-teronomy
and Don't-eronomy
Damned if Do and Damned if Don't.
Law
Judging is Inexcusable / A False
Balance
is an Abomination
But the fool leans right of law vs law and right
stands in another law.
Therein the fool happily condemns himself with his own mouth.
"Thine own mouth condemneth thee and
not I": Job 15:6
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Punny Joke
Mormon/Catholic Joke
The
Pope
contacted all of his Cardinals with the urgent message, "Get to Rome as
quickly as you can!". Once there he assembled them and said, "I'm
afraid I've got some good
news and some bad news. First, the good news; God spoke to me on the
phone and told me that the world was going to end this Friday, and we
should prepare our congregations". "Excuse me, Your Holiness," queried
a Cardinal, "If that is the good
news, what could the bad news possibly be? "He was phoning from Salt
Lake City!"
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His Banner Over Me?
Perhaps this banner should have said Mission Impossible;
For forgiveness and righteousness are unattainable by law.
Song of Solomon 2:4 Said:
"his banner over me [was] love (law)"
Love (Law) or
Charity (Grace)?
Charity Never Faileth:
1Cor 13!
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The Boy Who Cried WMDs (Part I,
II,
III, IV)?
The untammed tongue a WMD: James 3:5,6,7,8 !
( Job 15:6 ... Mt 15:11 ... Mk 7:20-22 ... Rom 2:1 ... Jam
3:6,10 )
Pure
Religion: arrived undefiled
and remained unspotted.
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Punny Things People Say: Punny Speak
We are under the rule of law ...
Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
Ye/We are not under
the law, but under grace... Correct, go on.
God wants us to confess sin ... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
God (Grace)
doesn't law impute sin to confess... Correct, go on.
Christmas is the nicest time of the year ... Wrong (spirit of error),
try again.
Christmas is the
worst time of the year: eg: police records ...
Correct, go on.
We should be right of wrong/right (law/law) on high ... Wrong (spirit
of error), try again.
We
should be all grace, lest stuck in a mortal stone
age of law vs law
... Correct, go on.
What the world needs is more law obedience ... Wrong (spirit of error),
try again.
What the world needs is " charity
(pure
grace) never faileth" ...
Correct, go on.
God sees both clean and unclean... Wrong (spirit of error), try again.
God saw good x
6, very good the 7th time: Gen 1... Correct, go on.
Christians reckon themselves alive to sin ... Wrong (spirit of error),
try again.
As Christ-ians we should reckon ourselves dead unto sin
... Correct, go
on
God reconciles the world by imputing sin. Wrong (spirit of error)...Try
Again.
That God reconciles
the world in Christ by not imputing sin.
Correct...Go On
Christ is the mend of the law. Wrong (spirit of error)...Try Again.
"Christ is the end
of the law": Romans 10:4. ... Correct...Go On
Law will forgive you, iff you fess up. Wrong, try again.
The Law is " inexcusable":
Romans 2:1. Correct, go on.
We should all say Peace and safety in rule of law. Wrong, try
again.
When they say peace
& safety in law, destructon happens. Correct, go on
Death is just a Passage to a Higher plane. Wrong, try again.
Not allowed to
continue by reason of death. Correct, go on.
God will have sacrifice, and not mercy. Wrong...Try Again.
God: I will
have mercy,
and not sacrifice. Correct...Go On
God is in control of heaven and earth, the ball is in his court.
Wrong, Try Again.
Whatever you bind or loose will be bound or loosed: Mt 18:18. Correct,
go on.
GW Bush Prophecy: Mission Accomplished. Wrong...Try Again.
Rule of Law results in
body bags... shall vanish. Correct...Go On
Bible contradictions should be ignored ... Wrong, try again.
Bible
contradictions should be compared ... Correct, go on.
It's best for all to be right of
left/right division
on high... Wrong,
try again.
It is best for all to be
above divisions: Romans 16:17... Correct, go on.
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Punny TBN Joke (See Video)
Jan Crouch wants your grocery money.
Be Aware Law vs
Law Condemns
you from both sides
now;
And Revelation 13
LAW<--Law speaks of VENGEANCE.
"Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the LORD (LAW)".
The day
of the LORD is darkness (law) and not light (grace).
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Fighting for Peace is
like Fornicating for Chastity.
Law (Sacrifice, Division): Don't mend
it; END IT !
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Punny Roman Catholic Joke
How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast
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ROTFLOL Punny:
This
Cathoholic news item is too puny not to share:
it seems Catholics are losing the notion of sin, world wide,
they're not confessing enough sin, like their pope does, weekly,
so their vatican corp added more sins for Catholics to confess.
ARE WE TALKING MAJOR DAH HERE?
DAH: Wouldn't it be a Good(God) thing to lose the notion of sin?
- if law not only imputes sin but unpardonable
sin and wrath to come:
1Th1:10
- if law judging is "inexcusable":
no
excuse me whatsoever in the law: Rom 2
- if not forgiving all men all things gets you a visit from tormentors:
Mt 6 & 18
- if worshippers once purged should have no more
consciousness of sin: Heb 9
- if reconciling
the world to that God in Christ does NOT law impute sin: 2Cor 5
- if law imputed sin for the hell of it brings hell back
upon them doing it: 1Th5:3
NEED I SAY MORE?
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Punny Things
Isn't it punny how the rules(laws) are always change-ing:
Don't drink coffee vs Do have coffee for memory on awakening?
Brush hair 100 strokes a day vs This much brushing damages hair?
Eat your veggies raw vs Be sure to cook the toxins out of veggies?
Everyone should go jogging vs Oops, jogging aggrivates the joints?
Be sure to take your meds vs Be sure to note the side effects of meds?
Eat plenty of fish vs Oops, the majority of the fish live in polluted
water?
Peace & Safety in Law vs It was neither peaceful nor safe for
Katrina folk?
Big Brother'll look after you if you sacrifice vs PTSD victims feel
forsaken?
Do-teronomy & Don't-eronomy vs Damned if ya Do & Damned if ya
Don't?
Both "Fear" & "Fear Not" produced Fear: 10 disciples hide behind a
locked door.
Luke 5:10 & Luke 12:5 .... John 7:13;9:22... John 19:38... John
20:19... Acts 19:17
Perhaps we need more clearity about what to do & say, what not to
do & say.
Perhaps that's why Paul
writes more NT than all 6 other NT writers combined.
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Punny Jewish/Arab Joke
This Agar (bondwoman) is Mt Sinai (Horeb-bull) in Arabia:
"Cast out the bondwoman and her son". Galatians 4: Allegory
Meaneth: Cast out the law
and the result of law: sin and death.
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Punny Thing:
Perhaps "Mighty
Rushing Wind" should Ring a Hell-o Bell.
Partiality?:
some things made desolate, some untouched?
Vengeance is
mine, saith LAW: 1Th5:3; Grace saith: 1Th5:9.
Punny-er Thing:
Canadian NEWS: St Johns river: get out now or be flood
stuck.
Perhaps St John(s) is the only "verily verily"
gospel account of 4,
with 2
resurrections, the latter of twain a resurrection of damned,
Damned if you Do-teronomy and Damned if you Don't-eronomy.
G - Whiz: The Canadian NEWS is getting Puny-er than the USA NEWS.
I wonder if it has anything to do with Harper not being Heb 4:12 Sharper
of the Three Amigos, recently having a North American Treaty Summ-it.
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Punny Jewish Olympics Joke
Running unto the Dead End by Law: No Enter!
By Law: it's Sinners all, None enter, All perish: Col's 2.
By Rev 13's Law <-- Law
it's a Worse- End Scenario.
Perhaps law was
schoolmaster that failed
every student.
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Punny Atheist Joke
The host of them and their
law vs law heavens:
finished(endead).
Endead? Perhaps " not
allowed to continue, by reason of death".
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Your Cheating Heart Will Tell On You:
Job 15:6
Thine own mouth condemneth
thee, and not I.
Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the
mouth defileth a man;
but that which cometh out of the
mouth, this defileth a man.
Mark 7:18-23
And when he was entered into the
house from the people,
his disciples asked him concerning the parable.
And he saith unto
them,
Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive,
that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, [it] cannot
defile him; Because it
entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the
draught, purging all meats? And
he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. For from within, out of the heart of men,
proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit,
lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
All these evil
things come from within, and defile the man.
Over-all More-all? Flush
Law as "Dung".
Have both a natural and spiritual
law(toxic waste) dump daily.
Everyone feels 'better' after a daily dump of toxic waste (law).
That's why we say: I hope you feel better soon,
to the afflicted,
who do afflict(condemn) themselves with their very own words,
which notably comes out of their very own (cheating) heart,
a heart claiming to be espoused to His Grace,
but is found to be whoring with the law, again.
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Punny Christian Sign
Google 'probating' the will of God to see this sign is not
true;
For the will of God is not for some, but rather for you-->all.
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Punny Exodus Joke
40 yrs to make a trip any child
on crutches could make in a week?
40 yrs of grieving the Holy
Ghost: Die without mercy (Heb 10:28)!
POPE APPROVES WIDER USE OF LATIN
MASS
(Yeah, this should clear up all the confusion in
churches)
What shall we say of the Pope? Bishop Spong
says: 'returning to the
middle ages is intellectual suicide'. Many Roman Catholics have said on
TV News: I'm ashamed to be called Catholic, because of cover ups.
The
only way to get the ATTENTION off such a CORPORATION
is go after their
finances in court, as over 70 cases of ABUSE are
collectively doing in
London. Woe: I fought
the law and the law won should ring a bell for
them oppose themselves
with law. Somebody please tell them trying to
fight law with law it's as pouring gas on a fire to put it out.
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WORLD NEWS:
FLOODS, LANDSLIDES KILL 94 IN CHINA
WILDFIRES KILL 1, DESTROY HOMES IN WESTERN U.S. STATES
ETC ETC ETC - CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION WW - ETC ETC ETC
Thank God the word "worst" does not occur in the New (Better)
Testament;
Revelation being only a "worse"
case scenario
which ends with pure
"grace" as "the end" we are exhorted to "endure unto" to be
saved(only)
by grace(only); And when seeing we also are compassed about, grace walk
becomes end run
the Human Race unto
the end
declared from the
beginning
& Pauline
written;
Which is notably only the end of Horeb-bull L-w, and not the end of the
world
The
grace
of our Lord Jesus
Christ with you all. Amen.
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